The premise of Vote For Bigfoot is simple…
Given the pathetic choices presented to us in the current American 2008 presidential election, I am firmly convinced that Bigfoot is not only more qualified for this - most important position in the world, but would lead our nation to greater prosperity if elected.
The purpose of VoteForBigfoot.com is to do something that the national networks and media outlets refuse to do; to give Bigfoot a voice.
Our goal is to present Bigfoot’s platform to the public so that they may make a more informed decision on Election Day.
Being realists, we are under no illusion that Bigfoot is electable in this election year, and we understand that he very well may have to seek lower offices before seeking the Presidency.
We’re also quite certain that Bigfoot understands this as well.
If you’re truly looking for change, don’t just vote for more of the same. Vote for Bigfoot.
August 15th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I don’t like BigFoot’s choice in color. It makes him look like a red. Any chance that we’ll get to see BigFoot’s platform soon? I heard BigFoot is pushing for stringent private sector regulations. I heard something about forcing show companies to lower the price of plus-sized shoes? I guess we’ll all have to wait and see!
What does the veep field look like? I heard that Stephan Colbert might be looking to stand behind such a… majestic candidate.